Yesterday, vandals attacked the church where I work. Brazenly! Boldly! In broad daylight!
Sometime between the hours of 9 am and 6 pm, an unknown person (or persons), defaced personal property!
Without shame! Without fear! These wanton trouble-makers placed sticky notes on car windows in the church parking lot.
Those illegally-stuck sticky notes had phrases written on them such as, "Smile, you're amazing," and "You are beautiful," and "Your eyes shine brighter then the sun."
Shocking! Such cheer and good news! Right here in Bethesda! Just steps from our nation's 'dysfunctional' capital! And we all know Washington is about being right, not about being kind. Clearly these interlopers know not whom they compliment.
And in the weeks leading up to Christmas! Who can imagine such bold joy-spreading? Clearly, these vandals have no sense of the season. Christmas is about knocking people down in a Wal-Mart, isn't it? Not random jocularity!
What's more, these sticky notes aren't even truthful! "Brighter than the sun"?Really. Such scientific falsities being spread with inaccurate abandon!
And let's not mention the waste! Imagine what productive uses these sticky notes could be put to if they weren't squandered on such happiness and glee.
So, be warned, blithe vandals, we're watching you!
And, if the world is lucky, others might follow your example!